First of all, if you want to be "Master Bait", you need to be geared up in the finest threads like me. My hot lavender shirt makes me appeal to those homosexual alliances and they can’t resist but to come for me. They sure as hell know where beef is (in my pants).

Second thing to being The Master Bait is to have a massive e-peen. If you have a small e-peen you just aren’t cool enough to be "The Bait and" will never Master it. You are also a panzy like all of those alliances.

Also, if you want to be the best bait you can be, you need a hot Kodo that is packing some weight. These Kodo are just overall sexy and make you appeal even more to Alliance. Not only does the Kodo make you look sexy but it is also noticeable, which is needed because 56.8% of Alliance are slightly retarded, that is a proven fact told me.

After you have acquired this Kodo, you must ram it into a tree near a path the stupid monkeys follow. Don’t just crash it there, but you also must try to angel your Kodo so that it is in a face first position in the ground, tail in the air or the other way around.

Don’t forget to have the <AFK> ON or they might run from you, if you are skilled as me of course. Lastly there is one thing you must remember, you will never be as cool or as good as me anyway and I am the hottest druid there is in the universe.

PS: Don’t forget to bring some pie or something to feed your Kodo. Phil is my Kodo and he gets pumped up when I feed him pie.

If you need some screenies or something, just whisper me or if you need a longer description on how to be The Bait tell me. I can come up with more
Peace :D

By yourself some sexiness BTW, fool.

- Yogzula

(This little nice Guide can be found on Lightning's Blade forums)

How dumbass, cowards and bastards like Zyk, Zya and Yogzula (now known as “The BAIT”) are able to gank Marshal, FieldMarshal and other high alliance rank in the « suppose » best of the best alliance guild Demonhunters ?

We dont have any epic gear or weapons. Zyk and me never went in MC or Onyxia’s lair with our rogue. We have like 5 green gear. Only 3000hp without buff. So how can we possibly Gank/Camp them???

Here, I’ll explain our GREAT strategy and tactics in details we used last night.

STEP #1 – Where are Demonhunters?
Usually, good guilds are in:
Ironforge : PvP flag OFF so we cant kill them;
MoltenCore and Onyxia’s Lair: instances so we cant kill them;
WSG : we cant camp them in BG ;
Felwood… ahh Felwood…Got it!! Demonhunters are always going to Felwood because they need Whipper Root/Night Dragon for WSG. If you know where are the Whipper Root/Night Dragon you know where Demonhunters are. Here is a map where you can find Whipper Root/Night Dragon. I drawn the traveling path usually used by Demonhunters and all WSG addicts… always the same path…like a hamster searching his cheese.

STEP #2 – The TRAP!
You should know that Demonhunters are not very bright and lot of them act like the famous “Noob”.
So, you don’t really need to buy an « Advanced Target Dummy » in AH. All you need is BAIT. A big damn fat BAIT. It’s free. All “The BAIT” generally wants is to play with the corpse after each kill. We found one: The Yogzula!
So you just put “The BAIT” on a mount and tell him to crash himself in a tree…like someone AFK or without any mount licences.

-Exemple A -Exemple B

STEP #3 – Waiting
“The BAIT” seems to be AFK and crashed into the tree? Perfect. The trap is in place. Be patient, one or more Demonhunters are coming every 5-6 min in Felwood to farm Whipper Root/Night Dragon. They are taking always the same path…always.

STEP #4 – Ganking
Demonhunters will see “The BAIT” and they will try to kill him to get an easy HK…like coward (e.g. Zya and Zyk). Its time for you to attack!!
Now you can: Kill them, laugh, spit and camp...Until they called 467034 guildies or others lvl 60 to kill you.
Look at the result of our strategy. We got Field marshal, Marshal and Little Commander using “The BAIT”.

-Berrek trapped

-Sashan trapped. But “The BAIT” hates to eat or sit on gnome’s corpse. Its smell weird.

-Tangji is a little wiser….. He smelled the trap so he wants to put one too but we found him!!

-Incredible but true, The TRAP works not only with Demonhunters ……….but with Berethor too!! Mahahahaha

STEP #5 – Let “The BAIT” plays with the corpse
Yogzula is a sexy but Big Fat Ugly Tauren….He likes to play with food and express himself on fresh dead meat.
-“The BAIT” playing with Tangji’s corpse

Guys, never forget to feed “The BAIT”. If you don’t have any big bait like Yogzula, you can always try an « Advanced Target Dummy »!
I hope this guide will help you to Gank lot of High Rank players.

- Zya and Zyk